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Is she the one with the dog called 'c*nt'?

Presumably when you say 'toilet' you're referring to the WC and not his mrs? It takes all sorts.

You can't polish a turd. You can lacquer a turd, which I believe, was Tisdale's brief when he took over.

Proud to be bottom, indeed. Fnarr!

What? This you mean...

To Nick and all participating, All the very best for Saturday. Your efforts are truly exceptional and the gesture as fine a tribute as anyone could have paid. I very much hope y'all raise and exceed your target total and I look forward to appluading your efforts at there that Huish Park. Godspeed.

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Much obliged, Jim.

Fantastic gesture indeed. Unfortunately, it looks like I may have missed the boat (not train) on this occasion. After learning that the game was postponed and that I wouldn't be able to get a refund, I transfered two return tickets to a later date (namely for this weekends trip to Leyton...

wouldn't happen.

I think Will Self has got the whole Venables issue pretty much spot on - if you can't be bothered to watch it all, forward it on to 8 mins and 30 secs in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5StCxzD-jQ

How about some of the old school: Pafic, Green_un, Wozzer? Pilgrim Trev too - I liked him.

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Gloria. I can't confirm whether that is her name, but that's what she's known as to me. Very much Exeter's Belle de Jour but black and fat (think Rustie Lee). Apparently, she uses an open umbrella as code of her availability to would-be punters. Never quite understood that though. Honourable...

Hattie Jacques pretentious cheese wog? But in answer to the original question; an ever-reliable offering from Lee Hazlewood.

Felt. and that's all I have to say on the matter

Alastair Campbell doesn't really seem to approve. Clicky. I do love The Thick Of It and pretty much anything that Armando Iannucci puts his name to for that matter, but I can't understand why Jamie doesn't feature so much. Exeter City even make an appearance, albeit very briefly as a headline...

I remember the game well and it was the little-known Mark Ford that was the worst perpertrator. I still have the image of his sweaty smug face burnt in to the retinas of my eyes, he was (and maybe still is) a weasel of Sills proportions. There was a particularly nasty element in the City crowd...

I recall on one occassion (97/98 season if memory serves) when a City fan leaped the advertising hoarding of the Cowshed, ran across the pitch and confronted some 'Colchester'. He got battered. It was probably the most pointless act I have witnessed at the Park since Nicky Medlin.

Simply thrilled honey. Indulgent sax solos n'all.