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EXETER is set to lose its big TSB branch, when the operation moves to Plymouth on Saturday.

ALREADY reduced to a threadbare squad, Exeter City have been handed a further blow with the news that influential new signing Roy Cropper will miss the Devon derby away to Plymouth Argyle on Saturday (3pm). Cropper, signed from fictitious Conference North outfit Weatherfield County on a free...

Hi. Argyle Paul here. I purchased a vinyl club pennant in the ST JP club shop in May 1985. VGC. Anybody interested in purchasing? It's on Ebay right now for £4.99 + £2.60, but I will waive postage on here as it will be going to a good home. Sorry doesn't seem to allow me to post an image, so if...

THE FA have given the go-ahead for two former Exeter City Football Club directors to perform as a pop supergroup at the club's forthcoming League Two match at Portsmouth. With the club disillusioned with their crumbling rivalry with traditional foes Plymouth Argyle, the East Devon minnows are...

Reuters. Friday 03-29-13 TWO bumbling Exeter City football fans have been banned from all branches of Debenhams for three years after being caught stealing three of the department store's 'Blue Cross' sale stickers, which they mistakingly thought were actually blue squares. The hapless pair had...

[G]A patient at the Royal Devon and Exeter Hospital, has been charged with assaulting TV presenter Noel Edmonds with a full colostomy bag. 82 year old Cyril Kirtonville threw the contents of his own bag at the Deal or No Deal host on Christmas Eve. It followed a heated row between the pair, over...

Now that hilarious Scottish comedy duo The Krankies have come clean about their swinging, does anyone see Janette Krankie in a different light? Do any of you think, 'Yes come to think of it, I would'. She does wear a schoolboy's outfit, after all, so she has proved her versatility. Would you let...

In one of the more unusual fall outs from the death of North Korean leader, Kim-Young-Il, Exeter City football manager Paul Tidsdale has been appointed fashion advisor to the isolated country's Department of Culture. Known throughout football circles, for a 'snappy' dress sense, Tidsdale...

No one really knows the answer to that question, except maybe Sue Barker (allegedly). But one thing's for sure, the Christmas hit parade hasn't been the same since Saviours Day in 1990. Argyle fan Cliff's Saviour's Day is a Durdle Door Christmas-tide classic, and no mistake. Lots of big...

[G] Following the disastrous 'fart-lighting' episode at the children's home Christmas party, Janet and John have been allowed to visit burns victim Grecian the Lion at the Devon and Exeter Hospital (Wonford). The Lion is lying face down, with his arse end, raised up, so as to minimise the...

Just to remind you, the lift that stops by the Taste of the Orient takeaway in the Harlequin Shopping Centre in (Argyle) Paul Street, has been temporarily taken out of service by local yobs. Yes. I know it's sh*te.

[G]Ladyboy Books, the publishers of Janet and John (The Adventures Of) have asked me (allegedly) to express their disdain at the censoring of 'A Christmas Tail', which was cut off in its prime sometime yesterday. They wish it to be known that the transsexual character in the book, is in no...

Assuming we bt Dagenham. I expect us to, what do people hope for in the third round? Wouldnt it be great for plumb game at Old traford or emirates. Thought we were deserved it 2nite. They were lucky with their goals. Crowd good. Sh*t support from them. We had more at their place. nOT good for...

Sounding like a bit of a double-agent, I announce this exciting competition. El Presidente de nuestro clube de futbol is betting anyone One Hundred English Pounds that the Super Greens won't get relegated. I don't bet, and I have got better things to do with £100 (like a cheap flight to...

From Reuters (apparently) This farmer (we just don't know who he is) was the first visiting supporter to get a taste of the English Riviera this afternoon, ahead of the much anticipated Devon Derby clash between hosts Torquay United, and sister club Plymouth Argyle. The match-up; the first for...

Finally after months of lobbying, I have convinced ******** that I am not a 'wrong 'un'; and others that I am not a dull multi. So, it was with some relief that I have been accepted as a mere tw*t, and I look forward to days like these again. I feel I have so much more to give. I shall not rest...

I have suffered the ignominy of having a post deleted by a Grecian in Newbury for tw*ttery. My first, and I am not proud! What I don't understand is why his tw*ttery doesn't have stars on his 'a', whereas mine does? But, I have to agree with said tw*ttery charge, and will now subject myself to...

Well, with the whole of Devon going football crazy this weekend, for the biggest of the three Devon derbies, between Torquay, and its sister club, Plymouth Argyle, I would like to draw readers' attention to this beefy hardman, David (Dave) Webb, who funnily enough was player manager at the...

Got to hand it to you. You don't know when you're beaten. The Poles contemplating a bigos and Tyskie supper, and you had other ideas. I bet they heard the roar from the Big Bank in the ****** stained care homes of Budleigh Salterton. And to cap it all, cup dreams up in smoke down the road in...

The average attendance of Plymouth Argyle (lowest ranked club in the entire Football League), compared to the 4,160 of the self-styled number one club in Devon, who have played a game more at their ramshackle ground. Bear in mind too, that only one club, Swindon, have brought any fans at all to...