News Story of the week (a humorous look at the news)

[Spoonz Red E]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508116790622269447

 

[iscalad]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1508116790622269447

Grief. I remember that case. More than a 5 minute wonder. The abduction case, I mean.

 

[DB9]

Grief. I remember that case. More than a 5 minute wonder. The abduction case, I mean.

So do I, It was a huge story at the time.

 

[Billy The Fish]

After the sordid details of the sex slavery acts appeared in the Sunday tabloids I remember reading that she received a nomination for Sports Personality of the Year.

 

[Greyhound]

The Daily Mail giving a mention to The Tors pub at Belstone, where you can order a Ploughperson's Lunch.

Makes me think of the Tommy Cooper gag: "I had a ploughman's lunch last week. He was furious."

 

[Tim Long]

After the sordid details of the sex slavery acts appeared in the Sunday tabloids I remember reading that she received a nomination for Sports Personality of the Year.

Wasn't that because she said she would have skiied down Everest naked with a carnation up her nose for the bloke she abducted? And wasn't there a band called The Joyce McKinney Experience ?

 

[iscalad]

Wasn't that because she said she would have skiied down Everest naked with a carnation up her nose for the bloke she abducted? And wasn't there a band called The Joyce McKinney Experience ?

I seem to recall all the daily rags were fascinated by Mormon's underwear.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Tie me up and Joyce McKinney.

One of my favourite euphemisms of the time.

 

[iscalad]

Crumbs! Lorry sheds biscuit load over Derbyshire road

The road in Derbyshire is closed as police try to "digest" the issue.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Greyhound]

Crumbs! Lorry sheds biscuit load over Derbyshire road

The road in Derbyshire is closed as police try to "digest" the issue.

www.bbc.co.uk

Could mean problems ahead for Al and his Prediction Thread committee.