News Story of the week (a humorous look at the news)

[Hants_red]

Beware giant millipedes!

Giant millipedes as long as cars roamed northern England, fossil reveals

Largest ever specimen, a 2.7 metre-long creature known as Arthropleura, discovered by ‘fluke’ on UK beach

www.theguardian.com

 

[Alistair20000]

Thought Ed and David were back for a moment

 

[Grecian2K]

At least some cheering news for the festive season

Coldplay to stop making music as a band in 2025

The band's frontman Chris Martin made the revelation in an interview with BBC Radio 2's Jo Whiley.

www.bbc.co.uk

(Mind you I thought they achieved that goal 20+ years ago)

 

[Grecian2K]

Defy anyone not be be amused (if not even tempted) by this.

Australian man asked his neighbour to take the bins out – so he did, literally

Carl Stanojevic got a text asking him to take his Queensland neighbour’s bins out. So the 54-year-old Mackay photographer took wheelie bin number 6 for a spin around the town

www.theguardian.com

Linguistic pedantry at it's finest.

 

[RaeUK]

At least some cheering news for the festive season

Coldplay to stop making music as a band in 2025

The band's frontman Chris Martin made the revelation in an interview with BBC Radio 2's Jo Whiley.

www.bbc.co.uk

(Mind you I thought they achieved that goal 20+ years ago)

Don't knock 'em, the lead singer's a Grecian.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

And will still be churning out the concerts with their back catalogue !

 

[STURTZ]

Not sure what this chef is celebrating but no wonder he's smiling!

 

[Alistair20000]

Not sure what this chef is celebrating but no wonder he's smiling!
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Ooh err missus

 

[RaeUK]

Always be aware of your van height ...

 

[Grecian2K]

RAF suspends senior commander allegedly seen naked outside home

Air Marshal Andrew Turner reportedly apologised to neighbours who went to police with exposure complaint

www.theguardian.com

Somehow apt that his "active career" involved flying choppers.