News Story of the week (a humorous look at the news)

[Grecian2K]

Apparently Mr West has also now renounced all religions and henceforth wishes to be know as "Ye of little faith".

 

[Grecian2K]

"Muller (a)light" anyone?
Milk tanker fire closed A30 in Cornwall for over five hours - BBC News
(PS: Very odd shape for a "tanker")

 

[Tim Long]

"Muller (a)light" anyone?
Milk tanker fire closed A30 in Cornwall for over five hours - BBC News
(PS: Very odd shape for a "tanker")

Looks like Min of Ag, Fish & Food have mistaken a lorry for a cow with foot and mouth and decide to burn it.

 

[fred binneys head]

"Muller (a)light" anyone?
Milk tanker fire closed A30 in Cornwall for over five hours - BBC News
(PS: Very odd shape for a "tanker")

You’d have thought they could have just mooooooved it.

 

[Grecian2K]

Forget Covid, Global Warming, Sleaze, Brexit etc.
Here is a real "first world crisis"

UK supplies of fake tan threatened by shortage of key ingredient

Cosmetics producers run short of solvent also used in makeup, skin creams and beauty products

www.theguardian.com

So please, please search your attics, garages, store cupboards for any spare ethoxydiglycol that you might have lying around. The entire output of Channel 4 is depending on you!

 

[Hants_red]

What?

Bomb Squad called to A&E where patient turns up with WWII shell lodged in his rectum

 

[Tim Long]

What?
Bomb Squad called to A&E where patient turns up with WWII shell lodged in his rectum

Surely 'bum squad' ? Be interested in the "I was cleaning my collection of WWII artillery in the nude when I slipped..." excuse.

 

[Grecian2K]

National Express to (finally) take over Stagecoach.
National Express agrees deal to pick up Stagecoach in all-share takeover (msn.com)
Does this mean we can anticipate the introduction of a "jolly hostess" on the A bus?

 

[DB9]

National Express to (finally) take over Stagecoach.
National Express agrees deal to pick up Stagecoach in all-share takeover (msn.com)
Does this mean we can anticipate the introduction of a "jolly hostess" on the A bus?

With the arse of a small country?

 

[Grecian2K]

With the arse of a small county?

No. That one is reserved for the Plimuff Sh!tibus services.