IndoMike
Very well known Exeweb poster
I hear that Johnson is going to up the ante regarding Lockdown. It's gonna be Tier 5 but Johnson has decide to call it either the Norwegian, Australian, Canadian or FTA
Lockdown, in the hope that the folks won't think it's so bad.
Alcohol, sport, and all types of hanky-panky will be banned (but only for prols). People are requested to plant veggie in their gardens and eat their goldfish as a last resort.
All those refusing to have the vaccine, "Wombat", will be given a different injection ,"Wuhan", to counteract their fear of "Wombat".
On a brighter note, the football season will be completed. All league matches will be played out on subbuteo tables. These matches will be televised at a cost of 15 quid per match, guv.
Roll on 2022 : 2021 will just be the sequel to 2020.
Lockdown, in the hope that the folks won't think it's so bad.
Alcohol, sport, and all types of hanky-panky will be banned (but only for prols). People are requested to plant veggie in their gardens and eat their goldfish as a last resort.
All those refusing to have the vaccine, "Wombat", will be given a different injection ,"Wuhan", to counteract their fear of "Wombat".
On a brighter note, the football season will be completed. All league matches will be played out on subbuteo tables. These matches will be televised at a cost of 15 quid per match, guv.
Roll on 2022 : 2021 will just be the sequel to 2020.