Little things that amuse you

[Hants_red]

The clamour for Shane Long, WBA and Ireland striker, to play for England.

 

[elvis the pig]

The cashpoint in Hackney Road offering a choice of languages: English or Cockney.

Is this the one?

 

[StroudGrecian]

Is this the one?

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That's the fella Elvis. The Sausage and Mash point.

 

[les.gtfc]

Drivers who think that there's an invisible car in front of them when they stop at traffic lights!

 

[StroudGrecian]

Drivers who think that there's an invisible car in front of them when they stop at traffic lights!

How do you know there isn't?

 

[motorservices]

A few weeks ago my young son and I were on our way out of plymouth and at the George pub traffic lights we were stopped, my son was busy talking to me about Buses and trains (he isnt very old) and i saw a lad prob in his late teens, run across the road, then over the next set of lights, once safe to where he wanted to be went to jump the 2 ft curb to go into the george totally missed and landed flat on his face

At this point i burst out laughing, my son looked at me, thought for a second and said Dad what i said wasnt funny, why are you laughing? Bless him

it makes me smile just thinking about it

 

[ecfc70]

watching the one show earlier and noticing that the welsh bint still had the stickers on the bottom of her shoes

 

[ramone]

That lot not being shown on tv LOL

 

[MikeGrecian]

watching the one show earlier and noticing that the welsh bint still had the stickers on the bottom of her shoes

Which 'Welsh bint?' that Cerys Matthews who looks like a waxwork of herself from 1998 or the tasty one with the cracking norks and pins?

 

[ecfc70]

Which 'Welsh bint?' that Cerys Matthews who looks like a waxwork of herself from 1998 or the tasty one with the cracking norks and pins?

Option 2 with the norks and pins