Little things that amuse you

[STURTZ]

Maybe not amuses me but certainly gives me a little frisson when the voice at Asdas self service checkout, on requesting payment says in a soft, sexy and suggestive tone asks, "....or slide your card along the chip reader"

Makes parting with money so much easier.

:$

 

[Juan Kossof]

For some Satnavs you can get different "voices" including a bloke with tourettes - which is pretty amusing. Worth going the wrong way on purpose occasionally.

 

[Ian Sideman]

I just overhead someone say....

"I was being used. I was just a prawn in the game".

Almost choked on me Werthers Original.

 

[Mouth of the Exe]

The sign outside the back of the New Horizon cafe on Longbrook St, advertising "Typical Arab Cousin".

 

[LOG]

I have an Alsatian Cousin.

 

[sirrodneymarsh]

C*ckney W*nker

 

[Shabba]

Seeing someone fall off a kerb or fall over will amuse me everytime

 

[Alistair20000]

Are you trawling through old threads today Shabbs ?

 

[Shabba]

Are you trawling through old threads today Shabbs ?

yup, I was looking for a particular thread and my ability to use the searching tool, ends up with me getting stressed. However, I have been unable to find the thread and may get back to looking later.

 

[Alistair20000]

yup, I was looking for a particular thread and my ability to use the searching tool, ends up with me getting stressed. However, I have been unable to find the thread and may get back to looking later.

I know what you mean on searching for a thread. There must be a better way or perhaps I don't use the search tool properly. Advice please anybody.

Which thread are you trying to find ? A lot disappeared in the Great Exeweb Wipeout.