manc grecian
Very well known Exeweb poster
Re: Tisdale must go
"Come in"
"Hi Ray"
"Hi Paul. What can I do for you?"
"Well its about my new range of underpants. I think I've cracked it this year"
*Ray puts his head in his heads and slumps on the desk*
"Paul, they are exactly the same pair of underpants you designed last year, and come to think of it the year before that and the year before that. Couldn't you try something a little different?"
*Paul stands there with a look of disbelief on his face*
"Ray, come on, why wouldn't people buy my underpants? Don't you remember 10 years ago when we sold 20 pairs. Only a matter of time until we repeat that success. Anyway, don't you dare question me again. I'm going back to work now, see you again next year"
*knock on door*Would be fascinating to hear Mr Kelvins views about what he would do if his highest paid employee had so poorly performed over a 5 year period?!
"Come in"
"Hi Ray"
"Hi Paul. What can I do for you?"
"Well its about my new range of underpants. I think I've cracked it this year"
*Ray puts his head in his heads and slumps on the desk*
"Paul, they are exactly the same pair of underpants you designed last year, and come to think of it the year before that and the year before that. Couldn't you try something a little different?"
*Paul stands there with a look of disbelief on his face*
"Ray, come on, why wouldn't people buy my underpants? Don't you remember 10 years ago when we sold 20 pairs. Only a matter of time until we repeat that success. Anyway, don't you dare question me again. I'm going back to work now, see you again next year"