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A fairy granted me one wish last night.... I asked if I could live forever..."Sorry I can't grant that sort of wish" she said. "O.K then I want to die when Plymouth argyle get back in the championship league again" I said."You crafty bugger " she said.
My friend took his Missus to the Docs as she was unwell. Doc took a look and said ''Its either aids or alzeihmers'' Mate said ''WTF how am I going to find out?'' Doc rubbed his chin and looked pensive then said ''I know - take her in town and give her the bus fare home. If she gets home don't sleep with her''
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