The joke thread

[graiser]

Did you hear about the dyslexic vicar who didn't believe in Dog(facepalm)

 

[Grecian2K]

Q How do you find a Janner in a suit?

A Guilty

 

[Curley]

Is silver fox a reading fan in disguise?

http://hobnob.royals.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=124298

 

[Grecian2K]

Is silver fox a reading fan in disguise?

I have heard it said that he is an aficionado of the finer kind of literature*, Curls.

(You know, "booky-wookys" to use the parlance more familiar in your own area)

 

[tigertony]

Pym has trained today and in 3 hours he had 4,000 shots fired at him and did not concede a single goal. Tomorrow, he and Cummins will train with the rest of the squad


Grecian2K: "Motor - I've got the biggest **** at nursery school, is that because I'm a big boy?"
Motor: "No, it's because you're 28 and retarded. Now watch before you slabber your milk down your new Excretia top."

(rofl)

 

[Grecian2K]

Plimuff City Council may yet again have to cancel their annual nativity play.

But all is not totally lost yet.

They're overwhelmed by choice at the Gnome Park donkey sanctuary.
Curls has again offered his services as the virgin.
They only have to look 40 miles UP the A38 to find the STARS OF THE EAST

It's just, yet again, the impossibility of finding even ONE wise man from within their limited gene pool.

 

[Silver fox]

Is silver fox a reading fan in disguise?

http://hobnob.royals.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=124298

Foxes are everywhere Curls... There maybe one close to you

 

[Curley]

Plimuff City Council may yet again have to cancel their annual nativity play.

But all is not totally lost yet.

They're overwhelmed by choice at the Gnome Park donkey sanctuary.
Curls has again offered his services as the virgin.
They only have to look 40 miles UP the A38 to find the STARS OF THE EAST

It's just, yet again, the impossibility of finding even ONE wise man from within their limited gene pool.

Love your work G2k. (rofl)

 

[Curley]

Foxes are everywhere Curls... There maybe one close to you

Are you all brothers?

 

[Silver fox]

Are you all brothers?

Big Brothers watching your every move