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[Mid Devon Clown]

Tom Daley and Keira Knightley have opened a 24-hour garage.

 

[StroudGrecian]

New York resident Christopher Walken has been banned by 93.7% of the city's minicabs.

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

Aidy Boothroyd can't sit down for passport photos.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse for the EU, it's just about to be taken over by a Junta.

 

[Mr Jan Yeo]

Tom Daley and Keira Knightley have opened a 24-hour garage.

What sandwiches have they got?

 

[StroudGrecian]

What sandwiches have they got?

Sandwiches? I thought 24-hour garages only sold Marlboro and king-sized rizlas.

 

[Mr Jan Yeo]

Sandwiches? I thought 24-hour garages only sold Marlboro and king-sized rizlas.

I'll have 10 kit-kats and a motoring atlas.....and a blues CD on the Hallmark label.

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

That's sure to be good.

On topic. When asked for his two favourite artists, Billy Ocean* was heard to reply 'Caribou 'n' Queen'.

*or William Englishchannel to give him his full name.

 

[Swanaldo]

According to Radio 1 listeners, Britain's fastest growing religion is the Paloma Faith.

 

[Custard Cream]

One part of 70's duo Dollar, Thereza Bazar doesn't like markets and only shops in Asda