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[Mid Devon Clown]

Cilla Black insists that her hairdressers are fluent in Urdu.

 

[Custard Cream]

Jesus, ironically, didn't like Cadbury Creme Eggs as the middle bit was too sickly for him, Mini Eggs, on the other hand , he would eat by the bag full

 

[Custard Cream]

President Putin is so called due to his irritable bowel syndrome and his need to carry a metal container to defecate in should the need arise

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

Vanilla Essence bottles make ideal 'empties' for a modern Dolls' House.

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

Morphine frontman Mark Sandman was always welcome round Metallica's house.

 

[Custard Cream]

Golfer Tom Kite suffered from wind

 

[Custard Cream]

Gobby Mancunian Terry Christian is an atheist

 

[Custard Cream]

Gobby Mancunian Terry Christian is an atheist

Or rather he was until he found Islam

 

[HH12]

That a lot of bodybuilders come from Musselburgh

 

[StroudGrecian]

Next season, the manager's comment in the Cheltenham Town matchday programme will be named 'Yates' Whine Bar'.