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Spoonz Red E

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A northern did you know for our new poster .....

The band 10CC got their name from the fact that the studio used to leave 10 Custard Creams in the rehearsal room.

It was impossible to share 10 biscuits between the 4 band members without breaking two of them in half and risking a half with no filling.
The smallest member of the band used to get runt-of-the-litter's choice for the last broken biscuit and so was hysterically happy whenever he got some cream filling still attached to his half biscuit.

It was for this reason that he became known as LOL! Cream!
 

Mid Devon Clown

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I don't know if you allow outsiders to contribute.
We'll hob nob with anyone.
 

East Devon Clown

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Putting the fun and the mental back into fundament
I found this thread by luck and have laughed out loud (or as they say in txt talk LOL) and would like to contribute some.
I don't know if you allow outsiders to contribute and I am a northerner too
I think I speak for everyone when I say that you are welcome as long as you can make the rest of us LOL.
 

Custard Cream

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Personally I think you lot are "Crackers" and thanks for the welcome
Anyway, here goes....

Quentin Crisp had seven children by three wives.
He covered up his acts heterosexual virility with a phoney performance of homosexual behaviour in public.
Such was his deceitful nature he preferred Quavers to crisps too...


(should I get my coat?)
 

Custard Cream

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Cat women don't but Kathmandu
 

contrabombarde

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I found this thread by luck and have laughed out loud (or as they say in txt talk LOL) and would like to contribute some.
I don't know if you allow outsiders to contribute and I am a northerner too
Welcome on board, unless you are so far north that you talk funny.
 

Custard Cream

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Yes I do talk funny (well, funnier than my postings anyway) but at least I come from the West of the North and don't talk silly like them Yarkshire folk.

Anyway (did you know) Cockney Rebel was a conformist ?
 

contrabombarde

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Yes I do talk funny (well, funnier than my postings anyway) but at least I come from the West of the North and don't talk silly like them Yarkshire folk.

Anyway (did you know) Cockney Rebel was a conformist ?
Eyup thars from wrong side o` Pennines then lad.
 

Custard Cream

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No, I'm from t' right side thank you very much. I use cutlery whilst dining on most occasions.

Axle Rose from Guns 'N' Roses never had kids.....
 

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Ice Hockeyist Vladimir Antipov dislikes gonzo porn.
 
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