Did you know...

[East Devon Clown]

Hairstyles are approximately 30 years out of date in Shepton Mullet.

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

The town of Mobile, Alabama is pronounced "Cellphone, Alabama" by locals.

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

T'Pau T'Pau are the Pyrenees' premier T'Pau tribute act (consisting entirely of Yorkshiremen)

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

Every cat's favourite Paul Simon song is 'You Can Call Meow'

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

I met some members of Britain's Olympic Leapfrog team earlier. My God, they really need to get over themselves!

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

Little Micks are a Leprechaun girl band tribute act.

 

[East Devon Clown]

Australian band Men Without Hats naturally squandered their royalties from their hit song Land Down Under on hats, they were then legally obliged to change their name to Men and promptly became anonymous.

 

[Mid Devon Clown]

Nervous Chinese wouldn't say 'Ni Hao' to a grasshopper.

 

[Custard Cream]

I found this thread by luck and have laughed out loud (or as they say in txt talk LOL) and would like to contribute some.
I don't know if you allow outsiders to contribute and I am a northerner too

 

[iscalad]

I found this thread by luck and have laughed out loud (or as they say in txt talk LOL) and would like to contribute some.
I don't know if you allow outsiders to contribute and I am a northerner too

From Barnstaple are you? Do you like being dunked in tea. Quite partial to a custard cream.