Christmas crackers

[ecfc girl]

With the Christmas party/works do season in full swing what's the best or worst joke/novelty item you've had in a cracker?

How does Jack Frost get to work in the mornings?

By icicle!

 

[information_ministry]

Xmas Cracker Jokes

What joke did the trans-sexual get in their cracker?


Eat, drink and be Mary

i_m

 

[ECFC Nursey!]

how does good king wensleslas ( sp) like his pizza
Deep pan crisp and even

 

[ECFC Nursey!]

Re: Xmas Cracker Jokes

i fear this thread may be merged lol! See the one ecfcgirl just started

 

[elvis the pig]

Re: Xmas Cracker Jokes

What joke did the trans-sexual get in their cracker?


Eat, drink and be Mary

i_m

Well it is the season to be Julie (fa la la la laaa, la la la laaa)..

 

[ecfc girl]

Re: Xmas Cracker Jokes

i fear this thread may be merged lol! See the one ecfcgirl just started

Hmmmmmmmm.

 

[oldbutwise]

Re: Xmas Cracker Jokes

i fear this thread may be merged lol! See the one ecfcgirl just started

You can never have too many bad Christmas jokes

 

[ecfc girl]

But we can have too many threads about them!

What did one snowman say to the other?


Can you smell carrots?

 

[grecian greg]

What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey!


Best silly cracker toy this xmas - green frog, great for flicking into someones drink - can take you ages, very usefull if a bit bored!

 

[information_ministry]

I like the little red fish that curls up on your hand to show what type of person you are

i_m