Arry Redknapp

[finetime]

Did a good job at pompey.

Perhaps. Although he spent a comparative fortune in the championship of Mandarics' money and then once in the premiership was given free reign in spending/wages. They've got a number of players on £40-50k a week with only 20,000 supporters turning up! Granted, he just spent what he was given (even though he f*cked off to Southampton because he thought he'd have more money) but Portsmouth are entering the orbit of planet doo-doo very soon.

He's a c*nt, plain and simple. And it f*cking irks me when someone is immune from criticism in the press because he's matey with them, or that his f*cking ***** of a son (sprry i meant top, top pundit) works for bloody sky.

Joke.

 

[Egg]

Too good to go down? I'm not sure.

Certainly, I'd be really worried right now if I was a Spurs fan. What would concern me most, besides the ineffectiveness of the team, is Harry's apparent willingness to slag off virtually his entire 1st team squad.

It may well be that the majority of them don't have a long-term future with the club but, be that as it may, it's gonna be down to them to keep the club in the Premiership.

Frankly, far too many of 'em look disinterested already, telling them they're crap and intimating they'll be out the door at the earliest opportunity is, IMHO, hardly likely to inspire them to greater heights.

On top of that, the almost inevitable Carling Cup final defeat to Man U at the beginning of March could prompt the kind of psychological setback from which there's no way back.

Harry Houdini? My arse! ;-)

Egg

 

[Mackster]

I like this from F365:

Lunchtime with 'Arry

I'll never understand women. Some of them don't even bother with the golf.

I've got up this morning and her indoors has left a note saying she's gone up the shops and I'd better have made the lunch by the time she gets back or else. She says she wants spaghetti bolognaise.

Opened up the fridge. Jesus Christ, have you seen what she's left me with? I'm down to the bare bones and no mistake.

There's spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book! Bloody amateur hour, I'm telling you. How the hell am I supposed to make spaghetti bolognaise with that little lot? I thought there'd be some top, top ingredients in there.

Whoever's bought that from the supermarket should be ashamed of themself. It's a mish-mash of lopsided ingredients. The whole recipe has been badly constructed. It's scary, I'm telling you.

I'm just standing there swearing and muttering to meself when the phone rings. It's Jeff Powell phoning up to say how brilliant I am and that I'm one of the best cooks of my time and that I could have cooked for England. I have to cut him off though because I've got Brian Woolnough on the other line saying I'm one of the kitchen's great characters and it's a bloody miracle how many meals I've made out of literally nothing. They're saying I'm like a C*ckney Jesus, the way I've managed to feed the five thousand with the tiny amount I've had to spend in the supermarket and just my wheeler-dealer know-how.

I need some better ingredients and fast. When I saw the wife come home from the shops yesterday with some spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book, I had no idea that's what would be in the fridge when she asked me to make spaghetti bolognaise.

It's a hard job I've got on here this lunchtime believe me. If I can even get anything into a pan it'll be a massive achievement and I know Jeff and Woolly would agree with me. Trouble is the wife can't take criticism. Too precious these days, women. That's the trouble. I'm short of people with the right character in this house.

When you're as stretched as I am, a lunch is a massive distraction from the really important meal: dinner. I think I'm just going to have to serve up the pot of pasta sauce with some tap water and just hope for the best. If I can pull this mess round it'll be amazing really.

 

[rogerc]

He even looses to his grand-daughter at Wii if the you follow the adverts, but I expect that was the machines fault.

 

[angelic upstart]

Awful manager.

 

[finetime]

I thought there'd be some top, top ingredients in there.

lol!!!

Cheers Mackster that made my day

 

[Jason H]

Yep - top top bit of lunch posting there.

Remember when he was at Southampton, and they appointed Sir Clive Woodward?

I've never heard someone say "No problem" or "I don't have a problem with it" more times than he did then.

 

[ECFC TOM]

Why does his head never stop twitching????

Cant stand him, but he did a good Job at Portsmouth and will probably do a good job at Tottenham.

 

[shakey18]

Oh Dear... some people can't seem to get over their media induced anti-Tottenham bias!. As a new year resolution, try and believe what you are fed by others less, and make an effort to think for yourselves.Dear oh fackin dear........

 

[shakey18]

He's a c*nt, plain and simple. And it f*cking irks me when someone is immune from criticism in the press because he's matey with them, or that his f*cking ***** of a son (sprry i meant top, top pundit) works for bloody sky.

Joke.

Joke? Your sh*thouse rant is the REAL joke.Immune from criticism?. He was pulled by the police for "irregularities", none of which were proved , but were leaked to the press. "He's a c*nt, plain and simple" What a constructive post. You need to get out more.