I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

[ramone]

I need a real pint in a real F*&%&^$ pub
UTC.

 

[HH12]

Cheers

 

[Alistair20000]

Hants has kindly sent these down from his local brewery

 

[GJW]

I’ll have A pint of anything. Best Birthday ever. First time City have played on my Birthday and won such a crucial game. Scampi fries as well please.

 

[Greyhound]

I’ll have A pint of anything. Best Birthday ever.

I'll join you. Anything but larger slops. My shout as it's your birthday.

Do they sell pickled Gerkens, BTW?

 

[Alistair20000]

I'll join you. Anything but larger slops. My shout as it's your birthday.

Do they sell pickled Gerkens, BTW?

Lionel has sucked up all the larger slops. The pickled thingies slipped out of barkeep’s fingers and are all over the floor. Only fit for a hound.

 

[STURTZ]

Just to make it the real Wembley Green Man experience we've turned the central heating up to max, brought out the cracked plastic glasses, there's a twenty minute wait at the bar and stewards to throw out anybody who look like they are enjoying themselves. We're going to walk around the pub ten times before kick off, get frisked and then beer prices will go up 200%. Oooh, someone's just ****** in the corner and a fight's broken out, perfect.

 

[LOG]

I've just seen that Larry Loud is sat behind Al Yates. That could get fruity.

 

[STURTZ]

I've just seen that Larry Loud is sat behind Al Yates. That could get fruity.

Loud has just announced that forming The Trust was his idea.

 

[LOG]

Today is dragging so what better way to speed things up than a socially distanced virtual pint? I've cut a hole in me mask so that i don't have to take it off.

Love lockdown larger, me.