I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

fred binneys head

Very well known Exeweb poster
Apr 1, 2004
I love Ryan Bowman, me
Right, I’ve put my credit card behind the bar and I’m spending my credit limit on drinks for anyone who wants them.

The only condition is that every time you order a drink, you have to say to the barman “I’ll have a [drink] please and Ryan Bowman is an excellent centre forward for us, with his all round game tiring out the opposition and benefitting others in the team, as well as being a decent goalscorer”.

For every drink.

Happy Ryan Hattrick Day!!