I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

[GJW]

Pint of Thatchers Gold with one of those cocktail umbrellas, piercing a piece of mild Cheddar. The cheese in the cider gives it an interesting taste.

 

[geoffwp]

Proper Job and a packet of Smokey bacon crisps please landlord.

 

[Alistair20000]

Pint of Jock Strap please Lionel

 

[StroudGrecian]

Pint of Thatcher's Death Rattle please. Let's remember the best of times.

 

[STURTZ]

Great to see The Virtual is open and showing the match later on. It's a bit crowded, had to fight my way through dozens of cut outs to get to the bar including a Donald Trump and two Adolf Hitlers. Two dimensional tribute act playing in the corner, socially distanced bouncers on the door, rubber gloves in the toilet, it's almost like Covid19 never happened!

Pint of Sanitiser please landlord.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Same for me.

And a couple of Dettol chasers for me and Sturtz.

 

[STURTZ]

Still here! Got me seat wet all ready.

Christ I've had a skinfull, I love all you old bastards (in a thoroughly manly way of course and observing the recommended separation rules.)

 

[Alistair20000]

Logie got a bit close to us there.

He is selling his stocks of pies as a result of a new fitness regime.

Guest ales are from the Colchester brewery. Pint of Jack Spitty for STURTZ and a pint of Sweeney Todd for me. Keep any slops for Lionel as he is due in soon and charge 'em all up to Indo's account.

 

[STURTZ]

We WON!!!!!!!!!

 

[STURTZ]

We WON!!!!!!!!!

Told you.

Set 'em up barman, let's drink for a week!