A face you would never tire of punching

[Alistair20000]

I'm aware of, and respect, her nursing career and actually know someone who was on the wards with her but I wouldn't go and watch her stand-up. Obviously she's a big name in a tough industry and therefore popular but it's a custard pie in the eye from me.

Seconded and rightly or wrongly she comes across to me as rather superior

 

[Spoonz Red E]

I'm aware of, and respect, her nursing career and actually know someone who was on the wards with her but I wouldn't go and watch her stand-up. Obviously she's a big name in a tough industry and therefore popular but it's a custard pie in the eye from me.

Fair enough - nice to see cowpat moderated to custard pie

 

[Hants_red]

I know this thread is a humorous take on life, and we all well behaved people. But just in case anyone wanted to nominate JK Rowling, here's The Sun newspaper condoning such behaviour.

 

[Alistair20000]

Leigh Francis

 

[Legohead]

Don't know why. Maybe it's his hairstyle reminding me of one of the baddies in Predator. Or the fact he's a posing, narcissistic dimwit and an average footballer who thinks he's like George Best.

 

[Greyhound]

Cristiano Ronaldo. A nice cowpat/custard pie mixture.

 

[Grecian2K]

Cristiano Ronaldo. A nice cowpat/custard pie mixture.

That suggestion is Hiley appreciated!!

 

[Greyhound]

I forgot the sprinkling of ground nutmeg!

 

[Rosencrantz]

Therese Coffey could qualify for a cowpat followed by a custard pie after Boris's welcome U-turn on child meal vouchers.

 

[Greyhound]

A well-aimed pie for that irritating bloke on the TV life insurance advert. The one who's so excited about his new policy. And another for his lady friend from next door.