I'm perfectly happy to receive these e-mails. It was when there were the phone calls that I got agitated.
How strange. Mine reads:Mine reads "The support we received against Argyle from you and almost 6,000 other home fans was amazing"
Looks like you got the updated, honest version, Sturtz!Mine reads
Personal, short and polite, just the ticket!Dear STURTZ
Thank you for your terrific support against Snot the other day - dropping your trousers and bearing your buttocks at the away end was the kind of fillip that our boys needed.
After ****ing all over that pile o' sh*te and then to go on and beat those other green w*nkers last weekend we now we have a real chance to make the play-offs.
Because of our arse tighteningly precarious position in the league the next game genuinely becomes the “dogs bollox” and Saturday’s clash with Northampton is a case in point. I just hope it doesn't turn into another Dagenham or York or any of the other cr*p home matches that could have saved us all this scraping around for points at the arse end of the season. Honest STURTZ the way that some of those dickheads *****ed about with the ball when they just should have stuck the *****er in the back of the net, WALLOP! is beyond me.
So much rests on this game for both clubs. Indisputably the best team in the league this season, Northampton have a nineteen game unbeaten run to defend not to mention their chase for the League Two title (remember when The Slime were five points clear at xmas? What a laugh when those c**ts started to drop. This is our opportunity to get in the play offs and finally achieve a lifetimes ambition, pasting the Snot in front of a large crowd at Wembley. Believe me if I can put just another one over that up his own arse Jock yet again then I can die a happy man.
The support we received against Argyle from you and almost 6,000 other home fans was scarey and hurling abuse at McCormick really seemed to do the trick, Thank you. We need your support again now. Northampton are bringing over 1000 gobby tw*ts so we need to make ourselves heard.
Come to the game on Saturday and bring your friends. You come and I wont start Morrison how fair is that?. We need your support.
Paul
Dear STURTZMine reads
Dear STURTZMine reads
No fbh - this is basic comms.Cmon Northants, think it through mate.