Spoonz Red E
Very well known Exeweb poster
I could suggest the fainting might have been caused by PTSD due to being high up on a piece of wooden furniture again but ...In high school my mate broke his arm on one of those vaulting horses. A few weeks later he was stood on a bench and fainted during a class that was showing the insides of a rabbit. I think it was the blood when the teacher first cut into the rabbit. Kids today don't know they're born.
... splitting hares.