Exeter City V Newport County Match Day -Boxing Day Thread.

[Alistair20000]

So that’s why I thought I saw a consignment of Christmas puddings heading towards the dressing room area shortly before half time

They were dishing out free pasties that would otherwise be binned at the end of the game from the Stagecoach refreshments counter. I expect Hutt Brextable was mortified to miss out.

Does anyone know what the wag in the Stagecoach called the porker when he turned round to look into the crowd ?

 

[Alistair20000]

That lump on the Doble side ? He may need a bigger size shirt next time !

Yep. That’s the badger. He was carrying more timber than Travis Perkins

 

[ramone]

Does anyone know what the wag in the Stagecoach called the porker when he turned round to look into the crowd ?

Probably taking the pi$$ shouting for a Gin and he thought she called him SLIM !

 

[Grecian2K]

Simple Simon met a pieman
Just outside The York.
He said "I'll have a beef one mate
Or, failing that, a pork"

Pieman said to Simon
"You want a friggin bet
My stock all went an hour ago
I sold the lot to Brett"

 

[John William]

They were dishing out free pasties that would otherwise be binned at the end of the game from the Stagecoach refreshments counter. I expect Hutt Brextable was mortified to miss out.

Does anyone know what the wag in the Stagecoach called the porker when he turned round to look into the crowd ?

Something like:

"That's right fatso, you need to take a rest"

Jabba the Huxtable was NOT impressed.

It was funny. Though after that he seemed to want to give fouls against us, so it may have been counter productive. Abusing referees rarely works to the advantage of your team.

 

[exeter-loyal]

We're doomed from the start. Martin up front, Huxtable refereeing and it's pi$$inf it down against a team of hoofballers

Martin scored again and had a great game which resulted in us getting 3 points. Try not to be too negative were on a good run and well placed in 2nd.

 

[Banksy]

Something like:

"That's right fatso, you need to take a rest"

Jabba the Huxtable was NOT impressed.

It was funny. Though after that he seemed to want to give fouls against us, so it may have been counter productive. Abusing referees rarely works to the advantage of your team.

Perhaps the crowd should sing ‘ there’s only one Brett Huxtable ‘ when he refs then.

 

[STURTZ]

I thought the funniest bit was Huxtable straining to bend down to do up his bootlaces. He went quite red in the face!

 

[John William]

Perhaps the crowd should sing ‘ there’s only one Brett Huxtable ‘ when he refs then.

About as likely as the B&B singing "oh Argyle we love you!"

 

[exeter-loyal]

Poor conditions so it was never going to be a classic but the result again should have been more comfortable than it was. As I said earlier, we were comfortable and I didn't think Newport were going to cause us too many problems. All we had to do was step it up for a bit after half time and we would get the second that would finish them off. But we didn't and then we're left sweating on a something out of nothing chance going in. I don't think Taylor helped the situation with a lack of substitutions earlier than he did actually get around to doing it. He needs to freshen things up quicker to maintain the momentum. A word for Lee Martin, I've battered the bloke for weeks because of his complete inability to play up front but he had a good game today. It has to be said though a lot of his best work came between the channel and the touchline where he did look dangerous. He took his goal well but I'm not sure whether that came from him being too slow in getting into the box with his strike partner or whether it was planned. Either way, he hit as sweet as a nut when the ball fell to him and that was ultimately the winner. Big Nige man of the match for me. Why did somebody somebody suggest in the last few days about putting, or starting Tilly, to do a screening job in midfield? We've got Big Nige. He does all that and more. He gives an ariel presence, he can pass, he has an ability to drive out from deep midfield with the ball. All things you could only dream about Tilly doing.
And then on to that fat,useless tw@t in the middle. Did I read Pete bumbling on about 'excellent Huxtable'? Really????? Two blatant red cards for elbows missed in the first. Decisions the wrong way (even if some of them were in our favour). Fouls given for bugger all. He is still an North Devon League Division 2 referee.

Just read this and fair shout out too Martin as I know you've slated him a lot recently but if he can play like he did today for the rest of the season I personally think more goals will come!! His energy is un real an all.