Anyone know any good jokes?

[Spoonz Red E]

How many pedants does it take to charge a light bulb?

 

[Spicy Nik Nak]

Sumner, thanks for that. I couldn't be bothered to look it up but I knew someone would. Dare you to sing it against Accy :yesyes:

 

[joey]

I think you'll find, Spoonz, that the answer is clearly stated on page 73...

Made I chuckle nackers.....be funny if the song started and 01702 resonnated around the BB.....

 

[sumner7]

01702, i'm 01702........ :lol:

 

[Flackythelegend]

give me an '0'
-oooooooo
'1'
-oooonnnneeee
'4'
-fffffoooooooooouuuuurrrrrr
'0'
-oooooooooooooo
'4'
-fffffffffoooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

01404 has got to be the best one. Flacks number must begin with 01404 if he lives in honiton!

 

[sumner7]

Does anyone want to sing this song at Accy, seeing as the guy who sang it lives near Accrington? :lol:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/christopher.sheffield/whosthat.mp3

 

[ECFC Nursey!]

Great. I don't think you would get anyone to remember it though!

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Cheers Joey ... Page 74 in the new edition. ...

Anyhoo - how many pedants does it take to change a light blub?

 

[Spicy Nik Nak]

I don't know Spoonz, how many pedants does it take to chance a light bulb?

 

[Flackythelegend]

Its the end of the first day of Micheal Jacksons trial and hes in his hotel room with his body guard and they are both bored shitless...

His body guard asks him,
"what do you wanna do?"
"what about a film, i love lord of the rings? Jacko replys
"im not sure, how about we get Aladin?" responds the BG
"dont you think im in enough trouble as it is..." says Jacko