SimonBB
Active member
2 men walk into a building
You would think one of them would of noticed it
You would think one of them would of noticed it
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KentGull
Member
One for the baby marsupial...
Q. Why is Joseph's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. Because it swells whilst he's asleep at night.
Q. Why is Joseph's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A. Because it swells whilst he's asleep at night.
J
joey
Guest
What swells?
I don't get it?.....oh....and if it was directed to me...I am not a 'joseph'!
I don't get it?.....oh....and if it was directed to me...I am not a 'joseph'!
ECFC69
Active member
How about Josephine...............
Red Robbo
Active member
Ooooooooooh. Was that a slight tremor and dull thud of a Shoe Express imitation leather sole and plastic heal hitting the floor?joey said:
Spicy Nik Nak
Very well known Exeweb poster
I'm Joseph.
No, I'm Joseph.
etc,etc,etc
No, I'm Joseph.
etc,etc,etc
J
joey
Guest
I'm Van Heusden!
Kiddy away...Classic!
How come we don't sing 'we're 01392...we're 01392...I'm sure we are...I know we are...we're 01392'...anymore?...or do we?...
Classic City song.....
Kiddy away...Classic!
How come we don't sing 'we're 01392...we're 01392...I'm sure we are...I know we are...we're 01392'...anymore?...or do we?...
Classic City song.....
Spicy Nik Nak
Very well known Exeweb poster
Because the Southend phone code isn't 01392...
KentGull
Member
Another one for Joleyne...
Sean Devine pops into see Mr Inglenook after training... 'sit down, Sean, I've got something to tell you'. 'What is it, boss?' 'That nice Mr Ferguson thought you were outstanding in the two cup ties against ManU he's been on the phone and wants you to go for a trial at Old Trafford this weekend' 'You're joking, boss!' Devino sits there shaking with excitement and a grin like a cheshire cat... 'Yep, I'm afraid I am' replied Mr Inglenook... 'You've taken the **** out this club with your wage demands for so long we thought we'd get our own back!'...
Sean Devine pops into see Mr Inglenook after training... 'sit down, Sean, I've got something to tell you'. 'What is it, boss?' 'That nice Mr Ferguson thought you were outstanding in the two cup ties against ManU he's been on the phone and wants you to go for a trial at Old Trafford this weekend' 'You're joking, boss!' Devino sits there shaking with excitement and a grin like a cheshire cat... 'Yep, I'm afraid I am' replied Mr Inglenook... 'You've taken the **** out this club with your wage demands for so long we thought we'd get our own back!'...
...quite right, it's 01702.....Spicy Nik Nak said: