So let me get this straight, you're expecting me to go out, find her personally and say to her "You don't know me, but I once said something about you on a 4th division Football club forum that turned out not to be true, I'm sorry about that"?Did you apologize to her?. You were "duped"?
I'm just doing what you have done, Jason. The rules are the same for both of us, right!
This is a new level of absurd.