Throw a few ideas my way

[Antony Moxey]

Nursey when do i start?

More like when do you finish. Have you SEEN the place lately...

 

[International]

You would be well suited to Avon

 

[manc grecian]

You would be well suited to Avon

A girl in here just suggested that.

 

[International]

Meals on wheels?

 

[manc grecian]

Meals on wheels?

I aint dropping Credys lunch round for him. Carrying it would break my back.

 

[feverpitch]

Stripper?

 

[manc grecian]

Just ask Willsy. No need to be shy.

 

[LammieLammieLammie]

She has a point Manc. Your Act could be the FDN Stripper.

People would think it meant all manner of things.

 

[feverpitch]

Just ask Willsy. No need to be shy.

You're booked ........












for nursey's hen do

 

[feverpitch]

Seriously, have you thought about escort work? There's loads of lay-deez out there looking for a good looking bloke to wash their car

Or what about writing those humourous little ditties that go in cards?

Failing that, official transfer tipster?

I'd offer you some of my publishing work but I know what you are like with apostrophes!