I have done E-Harmony a disservice. It's the smug git on Our Time.Smug git with a beard on E-Harmony.
Oh, I know the one...the "rose in the garden centre". Although she does seem a bit sinister, seemingly intercepting all the old chap's mail...I'd call it disturbingly stalkerish behaviour.The one with the old bloke in his greenhouse. He's so pleased he's got his funeral plan, life insurance (or whatever it is) sorted out, and he can't wait to tell the old bint next door all about it. One of several adverts shown in the afternoons which are aimed at people aged around 120.
Oh come on. He's lucky compared with her new, hapless beau, about to be beguiled by her "sticky toffee pudding*"Wiltshire farm foods,delivered by the local chap who by the size of him,looks like he has eaten half of them before the delivery started !
Agreed, there’s one of these based in a garden centre starring some wrinkle faced old bat telling everyone in sight about her wonderful funeral plan when all they want is to buy some plants for the garden and enjoy their day , well something like that anyway. That one I particularly dislike.The one with the old bloke in his greenhouse. He's so pleased he's got his funeral plan, life insurance (or whatever it is) sorted out, and he can't wait to tell the old bint next door all about it. One of several adverts shown in the afternoons which are aimed at people aged around 120.