One to Choose. New Year Edition

[Billy The Fish]

Now the season of goodwill is well and truly over it's back to nastiness. Who'd win a fight, a proper no holds barred, closing time street brawl between the following protagonists. I'll ask Mr Huxtable to officiate.

Tess v Claudia.
Capt Tom v Prince Philip.
Tyson Fury v The All Blacks front row.
Piers Morgan v Jeremy Paxman.
Mrs Rooney v Mrs Vardy.

In a departure from the norm you may provide a short explanation for your decisions.

 

[Alistair20000]

Now the season of goodwill is well and truly over it's back to nastiness. Who'd win a fight, a proper no holds barred, closing time street brawl between the following protagonists. I'll ask Mr Huxtable to officiate.

Tess v Claudia.
Capt Tom v Prince Philip. Abandoned after 30 seconds. Scoreless draw.
Tyson Fury v The All Blacks front row.
Piers Morgan v Jeremy Paxman. Red card for Morgan after 3 minutes
Mrs Rooney v Mrs Vardy. No result. Both seriously injured and subbed.

In a departure from the norm you may provide a short explanation for your decisions.

Votes in bold from the Tedburn St Mary jury.

 

[elginCity]

Tess v Claudia. - 'claws' comes to mind !
Capt Tom v Prince Philip. - Army v Navy.
Tyson Fury v The All Blacks front row.- they've already had their ears chewed.
Piers Morgan v Jeremy Paxman. - Brawn v Brains.
Mrs Rooney v Mrs Vardy. - Toxteth edge.