My mate's so thick...

[StroudGrecian]

...he thought South Zeal was the Devon branch of the Free Presbyterian Church.

 

[Swanaldo]

...he thought a cardiologist was a knitwear expert.

 

[Swanaldo]

...he thought a Zucchini was Gerald Durrell's swimwear.

 

[Swanaldo]

...he thought a torpedo was a nonce from Brixham.

 

[Swanaldo]

...he thought What We Do In The Shadows was a Hank Marvin biopic.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

He thought stakeholder was another name for a fridge

 

[Grecian2K]

..he thought that the Ryder Cup was a horse race

 

[elginCity]

.....he couldn’t get through the door.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

..... of having a lithp.

 

[Grecian2K]

My mate Jock is so thick that when he heard Nicola Sturgeon had told people to treat face masks just like seat belts he spent all morning trying to fix his across his chest.