Little things that amuse you

[Billy The Fish]

Chelsea, with something like 700 (ish) players out on loan, can't fill their subs bench for the Malmo game tonight.

 

[Matt Russell]

Chelsea, with something like 700 (ish) players out on loan, can't fill their subs bench for the Malmo game tonight.

Nothing tactical, just saving on an extra air fare

 

[Grecian2K]

Roman & Vlad's contribution to COP26. (In absentia)

Reducing the cumulative air miles.

 

[Greyhound]

Pleased rather than amused. A young lady told me today that I've got a nice smile. Even nicer when I've got my teeth in, of course.

 

[Swanaldo]

Ah, but did you have your hearing aid in?

 

[Hants_red]

The plugs in the gym here have the most peculiar expression!

 

[DB9]

The plugs in the gym here have the most peculiar expression!

Probably after seeing you in lycra Hants!!

 

[Greyhound]

Last summer I clocked in for jury service, and showed the clerk my driving licence for ID. His comment: "Oh, I remember those!" It's a plot to make me feel ancient.

 

[Billy The Fish]

That new Elton John release reminds me of those god awful Stars on 45 singles they used to churn out.

 

[Grecian2K]

Flicking on to EW (not logged in) the big banner ad at the top is offering me a Black Friday deal "jumbo pack" of 30 Durex Condoms!!!

Targeted advertising really works doesn't it
At my advanced age I'd be lucky to get through a quarter of them before I'm called to the "great referree's room in the sky"

And had I succumbed to the offer (and the missus had intercepted the delivery) I'd have been fortunate to even make it through to tomorrow night's full time whistle.

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