I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

[angelic upstart]

I did Angela from Cuba last week, I'm waiting on the test results from that.

Whiskey anyone?

 

[STURTZ]

Cheers Angelic, don't mind if I do, what's past is past and I think you're beautiful.

 

[GrecianLez]

Not only that wemissmoxey has sh*t himself.....must be his first time in a pub...i heard he got his fake id of LOG


Tada

 

[flackyISmydadHONEST]

I can see the Upstart starting to sway and grin a lot. Any second now he'll be lurching towards the ugliest bird in the pub. Watch out.

 

[Mr Jan Yeo]

Watch out.

Thanks for the advice, duly noted.

I'm not going to respond to Mr Post Code, he's just trying to push my buttons....weirdo

 

[flackyISmydadHONEST]

Thanks for the advice, duly noted.

I'm not going to respond to Mr Post Code, he's just trying to push my buttons....weirdo

Not a problem.

Fancy joining me chugging a Car Bomb? Don't let it curdle.

 

[Swanaldo]

Can I pay with a debit card?

 

[wemissmoxey]

Bad news,

some big Cuban chap just kicked the sh*t out of Angelic Upstart,

also Logie has just walked in, he is demanding ten jager bombs on the house.

 

[flackyISmydadHONEST]

also Logie has just walked in, he is demanding ten jager bombs on the house.

Where's my virtual wallet?

 

[angelic upstart]

some big Cuban chap just kicked the sh*t out of Angelic Upstart,

He was a tw*t. He prefers Metallica to the Beastie Boys.

Clueless, Cuban c*nt.

I do have a sore eye and I need another sh*t.