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Its friday again so its obviously time for some biscuit....
All this aristocracy
Has really got to stop.
We'll overthrow the surgery
And kidnap Doctor Mop
And Chigley Militant Socialists
Will storm the market square
And make plans to assasinate
Our autocratic mayor!
My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man and his wife's a touch sceptical too
They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van that says "we've seen the prices at the zoo"
Well I today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing and Charlie launched a scathing attack
When I asked him what I'd done he said "you stupid person we live in a cul-de-sac"
Went to Dali's party it was fancy dress - I just stuck an apple in my face
Saw a chap who obviously was out to impress - reckoned he beat Gargarin into space
"Hi there Salv like I'm sorry I'm late - I was getting done up as a Mogul thrash acetate"
Me I got bored so I went home, got into bed and came to the conclusion:
There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro.
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