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Exeter aim to play up at Pompey

argylepaul

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THE FA have given the go-ahead for two former Exeter City Football Club directors to perform as a pop supergroup at the club's forthcoming League Two match at Portsmouth.
With the club disillusioned with their crumbling rivalry with traditional foes Plymouth Argyle, the East Devon minnows are trying to drum up interest with the Hampshire based outfit for a whole new kind of rivalry.
Former directors Mike Lewis and John Russell are set to sing a duet of the 1976 Rod Stewart nautical classic 'Sailing' on the Fratton Park pitch on November 2nd. Standing and swaying hand-in-hand, the disgraced pair hope Pompey and Exeter's own travelling band of fans will sing along to the catchy number in unison.

Other City celebrities are getting on board too. The club's Media Operations Manager Uri Geller has agreed to play Stylophone and spoons, while Noel Edmonds will play the Jew's Harp, but only in the introductory bars.
Small plane enthusiast and 1970s hit parade, electro icon Gary Numan will provide haunting backing vocals.
In a coup for the match, former Fulham FC statue, Michael Jackson will abseil simultaneously from the crumbling Milton End of the stadium with the help of three burly sailors from HMS Dork at the local naval base.

Even the local Exeter council are right behind the move to engineer a new rivalry with the Grecian's naval bedfellows.
Exeter City Council Chief Executive Bostock said the Council were right behind the move: "When you think about it, it makes sense. Exeter is the home of South West Water, and Portsmouth is beside the water."

• There are still three places on the supporters' bus for the Portsmouth match. Call the club shop for details.
 

Utter Terry

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Psychoactive drug use in Peverell reaches epidemic proportions.
 

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If you can sing '***** off Pompey, Pompey ***** Off' very loudly it may do the trick.

Works like a charm as they have no reply for it just do that retarded clappy thing
 

Jersey Tone

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If you can sing '***** off Pompey, Pompey ***** Off' very loudly it may do the trick.

What a top chant. And we all thought Plimuff fans were all ******ing thick as pig sh*t!!

Good to see you're still around Argyle Paul. As mad as you might appear, and as 'verbose' as your posts are ;), I actually quite like you......as Plymouth fans go :D.
 

general zod

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If you can sing '***** off Pompey, Pompey ***** Off' very loudly it may do the trick.

What a top chant. And we all thought Plimuff fans were all ******ing thick as pig sh*t!!

Good to see you're still around Argyle Paul. As mad as you might appear, and as 'verbose' as your posts are ;), I actually quite like you......as Plymouth fans go :D.
I believe that another of the Union Boy,s stonking ideas.
 

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argyle pauls brain is wired up to a mars bar but he's definitely a cut above certain other posters on here... mentioning no names.... COUGHCOUGHFATRETARDEDPIGCOUGH
 

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argyle pauls brain is wired up to a mars bar but he's definitely a cut above certain other posters on here... mentioning no names.... COUGHCOUGHFATRETARDEDPIGCOUGH
The pig only posts on here monthly, usually when he's "on blob".
 
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