Did you know...

[Grecian2K]

Kirsty was the fastest news reader on Star Trek.

On a good day she could reach Wark Speed 9!

 

[Exe on Valdez]

The smallest football club yet to be discovered in Scotland is Particle Thistle.

 

[ramone]

Cheese is Gouda for you !

 

[Swanaldo]

The world's most resilient biscuits come from Dunkeswell.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Doughballs are a tasty side dish with pizza. When ordering try to remember that "dough" is not pronounced "dog".

 

[unheilige_grecian]

...that the bird flu epidemic actually raised the life expectancy in Suffolk as the locals finally stopped marrying seagulls

 

[Spoonz Red E]

The world's most resilient biscuits come from Dunkeswell.

... but their use is discouraged in Dunkirk.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

The world's most resilient biscuits come from Dunkeswell.

But oop north in Dundee they are known as Cakes.

 

[Grecian2K]

Ivanka Trump was named after her father.

 

[Billy The Fish]

Clive Pring is also on a Rolling contract.