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[Swanaldo]

Jamal Fiksit is Iran's favourite televisual dreamweaver.

 

[StroudGrecian]

Jonjo O'Neill has finally plumped for 'Neil'.

 

[EX4 6PX]

Samuel Eto'o also holds an Irish passport in the name of Samuel O'Eto.

 

[information_ministry]

sticks of Blackpool rock will have the words Ian Holloway running through it now

i_m

 

[EX4 6PX]

Coincidentally, my way is the highway.

 

[Swanaldo]

Bertie Vogts likes to exercise his democratic rights.

 

[Swanaldo]

No wait.

In his footballing days, erstwhile Scotland manager Bertie Vogts could always be relied upon to put a cross into the box.

 

[Swanaldo]

There's money to be made in profiteroles.

Profiteroles attract the highest mark-up of any dessert.

:$

Sh*t. Sorry Goz.

 

[Swanaldo]

Littleover in Derbyshire was the birthplace of the supermarket deli counter.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Delicatessen was named after the most fragile town in Germany.