STURTZ
Very well known Exeweb poster
Last time I went some tw*t with a laser pen tried to blind me as i drove down the A38 and then I got kicked and gobbed at as we made our way down that dimly lit alley behind the Lyndhurst. We got hammered 3:0 in humiliating circumstances and as we filed our sombre way out of the ground some w*nker in a suit appeared in a window above us wiping mock tears from his eyes. Got back to the car and it had it's side windows stoved in.
Am I going to be there this time?
Too bloody right I am!
Am I going to be there this time?
Too bloody right I am!