I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

[STURTZ]

Sound!

I'll have a bottle of Smeg and another Chalice of Death for Stroudy

 

[Greyhound]

Hope they still let dogs in.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

Hope they still let dogs in.

I am sure that you will be fine, although they did get a bit fussy with Beagles when the ban on smoking was first Introduced.

 

[StroudGrecian]

I'll have a bottle of Smeg and another Chalice of Death for Stroudy

Line 'em up again, Barman.

Love a Chalice me.

 

[Alistair20000]

Chalice of Death for Stroudy

Is that the latest Indiana Jones fillum ?

 

[Alistair20000]

Hope they still let dogs in.

Yep

 

[Greyhound]

Large FizzWater, please, barkeep.

 

[Alistair20000]

Sinisalo cocktail for me please Pierre.

Not sure of the ingredients mind.

 

[Rosencrantz]

Sinisalo cocktail for me please Pierre.

Not sure of the ingredients mind.

Traditionally gin and grapefruit soda, decorated with a goalkeepers glove over the top so you can't get at it.

 

[Colesman Ballz]

Traditionally gin and grapefruit soda, decorated with a goalkeepers glove over the top so you can't get at it.

Hopefully no "Deep Heat" on said item of clothing !