The Feckin' Dire Thread

[Oldsmobile-88]

We the Great Unwashed are deemed to be useless and ignorant and in need of constant nannying.

Feckin’ dire

On some streaming services, before a drama the usual banners about sex & violence in the production now a warning that the programme includes smoking .

 

[BigBanker]

Going for a poo before you brush your teeth.

 

[Alistair20000]

Going for a poo before you brush your teeth.

It’s O.K. As long as you wash your hands thoroughly after the crap

 

[Jason H]

My own stupidity last week. When getting the shopping out of the car the Sunday before last I must have forgotten to lock the doors. I didn't then venture near the car until last Friday evening, where I found someone had obviously been trying their luck with car doors and opened mine.

They ransacked it, but left with only my "outdoor" glasses (which have that Transitions thing that turns the lenses into sunglasses) and a phone charger cable. They rummaged through my CDs but obviously they had poor music taste as they didn't take any.

I won't then go into the debacle with getting a new charger cable from Poundland. First bought an Apple cable by mistake, then an old style USB cable before finally getting the right one. FFS.

 

[BigBanker]

It’s O.K. As long as you wash your hands thoroughly after the crap

It's not always ok on the nose.

 

[Alistair20000]

It's not always ok on the nose.

Insufficient washing of the hands innit.

 

[Banksy]

The latest Tesco shopping ad.

Tesco Clubcard advert branded 'horrifying' and 'creepy' online - Marketing Beat

Tesco's latest advertisement for its Clubcard scheme has been slammed online with viewers branding the campaign as 'creepy' and 'horrifying'.

www.marketing-beat.co.uk

 

[fred binneys head]

It's not always ok on the nose.

If you got some on your nose, you need to have some more toilet training.

 

[Greyhound]

Some brownnosers have very successful careers.

 

[iscalad]

The latest Tesco shopping ad.

Tesco Clubcard advert branded 'horrifying' and 'creepy' online - Marketing Beat

Tesco's latest advertisement for its Clubcard scheme has been slammed online with viewers branding the campaign as 'creepy' and 'horrifying'.

www.marketing-beat.co.uk

Good grief. Who thought that was a good idea needs the elbow sharpish.