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Then or Now..... Jodie Marsh

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Jun 26, 2007
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The Ville of Kirton
Can't stand her, but THEN is my answer.

Muscles on women = a no for me.
 

heathy1

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The Only Way Is Exeter
I think its a fake photo but if it isnt what the hell? I'd destroy her with a hint of dryness whilst shouting 'im gonna hurt you you weird muscle freaky essex slag', then i'd cum in her eyes and aim a hair dryer in her face so the cum dry's and she becomes blind and needs to depend on me for everything, then i'd tie her up for a month and her muscles would disappear i'd peel off the dried cum from her eyes then she'd forgive me and we'd be married before the day was up, now thats romance
 

Herschel

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RIP Stanno, City Legend never to be forgotten
I think its a fake photo but if it isnt what the hell? I'd destroy her with a hint of dryness whilst shouting 'im gonna hurt you you weird muscle freaky essex slag', then i'd cum in her eyes and aim a hair dryer in her face so the cum dry's and she becomes blind and needs to depend on me for everything, then i'd tie her up for a month and her muscles would disappear i'd peel off the dried cum from her eyes then she'd forgive me and we'd be married before the day was up, now thats romance
okaaaaaaaaaay....................

to be honest, if you took a photo of the stomach down.........then put a c*ck in the underwear, it wouldn't look out of place.

nay.
 

davidjenkin

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Backing our manager like I always have. Geddon Tis
She has been training properly for two years at bodybuilding apparently, the pictures aren't fake - the tattoos have been shoe polished (or whatever they use) over.

Not really sure this should be a yay or nay - with all those muscles, she might not give many an exewebber a choice in the matter!!
 

Langer

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Apr 23, 2004
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Cow Shed
I think its a fake photo but if it isnt what the hell? I'd destroy her with a hint of dryness whilst shouting 'im gonna hurt you you weird muscle freaky essex slag', then i'd cum in her eyes and aim a hair dryer in her face so the cum dry's and she becomes blind and needs to depend on me for everything, then i'd tie her up for a month and her muscles would disappear i'd peel off the dried cum from her eyes then she'd forgive me and we'd be married before the day was up, now thats romance
No offence like but you a f*ckin nutta? ;)
 

east_mid

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Nottingham
Neither.Why is she advertising a well known brand of creosote?
 

Tim Long

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Tranquility Base
Whilst not wishing to be ungallant, I believe there's a good reason why this thread seems to have been followed around the Social Club by the "Dog Warning !" thread.
 

Krusty The Clown

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Springfield
HEY! HEY!

I'd do either.........if I get a tax break.
 

Mackster

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Maidstone
I think its a fake photo but if it isnt what the hell? I'd destroy her with a hint of dryness whilst shouting 'im gonna hurt you you weird muscle freaky essex slag', then i'd cum in her eyes and aim a hair dryer in her face so the cum dry's and she becomes blind and needs to depend on me for everything, then i'd tie her up for a month and her muscles would disappear i'd peel off the dried cum from her eyes then she'd forgive me and we'd be married before the day was up, now thats romance
Made me larf out loud. Post of the Year
 
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