Piles

[Drew Peacock]

Brilliant poem, 10/10.

Reminds me of when I studied poetry at Harvard in the 70's...

 

[Jordann]

Oh dear, ouch.
Ice cube to numb them slightly, then go and get them removed for heaven's sake.

 

[tavyred]

Oh dear, ouch.
Ice cube to numb them slightly, then go and get them removed for heaven's sake.

Nah, vinegar.

 

[Reggie T42]

The following piles home remedies and natural cures can be found on
www.home-remedies-for-you.com/remedy/Piles.html

Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Piles treatment using Mango Seeds
Piles treatment using Jambul Fruit
Piles treatment using Radish
Piles treatment using Turnip
Piles treatment using Bitter Gourd
Piles treatment using Ginger
Piles treatment using Onion
Piles treatment using Wheat Grass
Piles treatment using Sesame Seeds
Piles treatment using Chebulic Myroblan

Your local veg shop or deli is going to make a fortune.

 

[Petronella Clown]

Be thankful your not a woman - when I gave birth to the clownlets, not only did I have to push out something the size of a melon, but I had the added bonus of piles popping out too.

Try sitting on a rubber ring - eases the pressure.

Honk honk!