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I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Alistair20000

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Pull a pint of the special Veterans Stout for the birthday lad from isca please barkeep. (beer)

Charge it up to STURTZY as he won’t notice.
 

STURTZ

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Just one more then I'll be off for a pre match drink!

Is Cyrille Regis playing?

We up for t'cup!
 

Alistair20000

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I believe a bloke called Ron and Don might be on the bench to try to rescue them when we take the lead.

A pint of Old Fart for the road for me please Pierre.
 

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Drinks are on me (over there in the grey mac)!

Paul jones in here tonight, drinking away memories of those Pym saves, come on you reds!

Heres something that occurs to me: When might a shot off target result in a goal (and I'm not thinking of o.gs or deflections off the ref.) It happens a lot.
 

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Heres something that occurs to me: When might a shot off target result in a goal (and I'm not thinking of o.gs or deflections off the ref.) It happens a lot.
When it goes in off the woodwork? if it doesn't go in it's registered as a shot off target.
I'll have some shots barkeep.
 
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Don't think I have ventured in here before, I will have a jagerbomb please barman
 

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When it goes in off the woodwork? if it doesn't go in it's registered as a shot off target.
I'll have some shots barkeep.
That's what I was thinking. a shot against the post is a shot off target but if it rebounds and goes in then it's a goal. If the ball hits the post and is then cleared off the line who decides whether it's on target or not?
 

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Double whiskey, and make it fast.
 
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Indo might have intended to order a double whisky Pierre.
 

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Indo might have intended to order a double whisky Pierre.
No, maybe he wanted an Irish one?
 
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