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I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

contrabombarde

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

That car mechanic looks well oiled too
 

STURTZ

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Group of doctors over there-being sick.

3.5 points in the EAC this year! Pint of Natch for Stroudy, superb effort.
 

Billy The Fish

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

The blokes from the quarry are getting blasted.
 

fred binneys head

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

That bunch of argyle fans are absolutely arseholed.
 

STURTZ

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

That bunch of argyle fans are arseholes
Happy xmas fred!
 

Alistair20000

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Gonna get the alternative Quiz under way STURTZY ?
 

STURTZ

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Started already Al, line of men lying dead drunk on the bar floor and the contestant has to walk past and point at the one that has crapped himself.

met a bloke at the urinals and complimented him on his xmas jumper, all colours and sewn on 3D effects, turns out he'd just been sick.
 

Greyhound

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Right! Let's start spending my EACQ winnings. Set 'em up, barkeep, and keep 'em coming.

(Let me know when my slate reaches £2.50, will you? There's a good chap.)
 

Alistair20000

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Pint of Goose & Pheasant dark ale out of the Skinny Dog's winnings please please barkeep. Lionel looks as if he is gasping for some larger slops so can you oblige him too.
 
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feverpitch

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Re: I'm bored. Anyone fancy a virtual **** up?

Are we celebrating NYE in this gaff? Gin and cough mixture please, barman.
 
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