Alistair20000
Very well known Exeweb poster
A brave call there Al. To pinch a phrase
Don't be vague. Call for Hague
And, if you're really that keen on bluff northern folk
To give the voters tickles. Invite Pickles
I dread to think what you might have come up with for Cyril Smith (tother side of the Pennines of course) if the fat old person was still alive.