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[Greyhound]

The scruffiest person in football is Xabi Alonso.

In films it used to be Jacques Tati.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Bolton Wanderers are now sponsored by Boeing's door plugs.

 

[Greyhound]

Boeing sponsored Zebedee's appearances in The Magic Roundabout.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

It's sometimes hard to accuse someone of being an autocrat online.

Bleddy autocorrect.

 

[HH12]

I went there once but it was only a brief visit

I went there once it was Pants

 

[Swanaldo]

There are no blonde teabags.

They are all brew nets.

 

[Greyhound]

Niki Lauda has always been Brian Blessed's favourite F1 driver.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

All of the 'Heys' in Hey Joe by Jimi Hendrix were purple.

 

[HH12]

When you dream in colour - it's just a pigment of your imagination

 

[Spoonz Red E]

If tired at night it's best not to try counting sheep if the farmer needs his wool.

Sheer bedlam.