Dentists!!

[Ashecfc]

I never have any injections as I believe pain is all in the mind. Providing my dentist tells when what he is doing it doesn't seem to hurt. The bill is another matter.
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Just ask him to tell you when he is about to give you the bill

 

[Ashecfc]

Funniest thing Ive read in ages.

Definately made me laugh

 

[tisdale 1]

The best post I've read all day!!! for all the wrong reasons


Makes me proud to be English!! :S

Do your Mum and Dad read the Daily Mail?

na the sun

 

[jambo]

Then you can be absolutely sure that your acute political analyses of the Scottish economy, & its relation to the UK & English economies, is both accurate & well-informed. Excellent.

 

[Swanaldo]

Can people start using a different coloured font for Ironic posts, please? It would save a lot of confusion amongst our well-informed and literate membership.

 

[ECFC Nursey!]

After half an hour lying back, staring up at a man with my mouth wide open I can imagine how Nursey and Looby must feel.

Honestly Neil! Cant think what you mean

 

[Grecian_Harryj]

Bloody gordon Brown gives the scots it free

 

[StroudGrecian]

Bloody gordon Brown gives the scots it free

That's because Harry, secretly he is a scot too. They are bleeding us normal people dry.

 

[LOG]

Where do you think the phrase "scot free" comes from?

Its nothing to do with Braveheart, let me tell you.

 

[loobygrecian]

After half an hour lying back, staring up at a man with my mouth wide open I can imagine how Nursey and Looby must feel.

I could so put something else to the above post, but this is a family forum and for once i am engaging my brain before my mouth!! (not a hint of irony there i promise!)

Am off for a check up in a couple of weeks, the dentist is alright, its just the dental hygienist who is a patronising person!