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If I turn the **** on the toaster after I have started the toasting process does it have any effect? Or, if I accidentally start it on 'three', when I want 'four toast' do I have to add another 'one' afterwards?

What are your Christmas traditions? Any little rituals that simply must be observed? Anything you always thought was perfectly normal, but turns out to be unique to your family? I like to fill the tree with crackers, which are dished out with increasing regularity as Christmas approaches...

Ubiquitous redhead, Alyson Hannigan.

Danny Dire's on-screen missis, Kellie Bright

The Amazing Sneijder-Man A Rivaldo Runs Through It Citizen Kanu Joey Barton Fink RVP : Requiem

Anyone else sing variations of pop songs to accompany everyday tasks? I once worked as a lathe operator, which of course led to an endless loop of Sade's classic hit in my head. Making tea has several jingles: 'Go put the kettle on, and make a brew that's strong' (after Corinne Bailey Rae)...

Yep, it's Kirstie Allsop.

Not really. Just a bit of satire from your favourite clown.

So, several years ago scientists successfully cloned a sheep. We all thought how remarkably clever that was and moved on. Recently a TV competition was run in which the winner got to clone their dog. No different to a sheep maybe? But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way...

Breaking Bad's Betsy Brandt:

Pound coin holders.

Brand new Trivial Pursuit game. No questions asked.

Zoe Ball

Confession time, Exewebbers. What elements of popular culture have passed you by? I'll start: I have never watched a Rocky film. I have never owned a Rolling Stones album.

"Thinking Man's Crumpet" Victoria Coren.