Question of the Day #2053897

[Mid Devon Clown]

If I turn the **** on the toaster after I have started the toasting process does it have any effect?

Or, if I accidentally start it on 'three', when I want 'four toast' do I have to add another 'one' afterwards?

 

[Antony Moxey]

Doesn't one's man organise that sort of thing along with the morning papers and the day's attire?