Little things that annoy you

[Spoonz Red E]

Got you over a barrel, did it?

Uh oh.

Mixing up the pun roots.

That's a head tapper.

 

[Grecian2K]

Kindly cease all these bird related puns
Un oeuf is un oeuf.

 

[iscalad]

Kindly cease all these bird related puns
Un oeuf is un oeuf.

Quite, they're driving me cuckoo.

 

[Spoonz Red E]

Kindly cease all these bird related puns
Un oeuf is un oeuf.

Worthy of a poulet surprise.

 

[Stelios]

The ‘modern’ goal celebration. The slow jog to the corner flag after scoring to waste as much time as possible. The rest of the team joining in then the slow walk back to the centre circle.

 

[Alistair20000]

The ‘modern’ goal celebration. The slow jog to the corner flag after scoring to waste as much time as possible. The rest of the team joining in then the slow walk back to the centre circle.

Yep eggs aspirating

I’ll get me coat

 

[Stelios]

Yep eggs aspirating

I’ll get me coat

l will (om)lette you oeuf

 

[contrabombarde]

My free range birds escaped last night so I asked my wife if she would hold my c*ck and pullet while I put them back in their coop.

 

[Oldsmobile-88]

Watching YouTube. A Television live gig in Rio originally broadcast on MTV in 2005, which is interrupted by a Rishi Sunak advert !
..I’m going to have to bite the bullet & go premium !

 

[Super Leon Braithwaite]

People comparing the 90s to now.